wiliambecket: In a middle school full of: bullies insane teachers and gross school lunches Ned Bigby (that’s me) and my two best best friends try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help YOU survive school. Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide *your results may vary
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Me: I regret this
Me: I regret everything
Me: I regret my whole life
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
me: cant do it
me: not today
peanutsareforpussies: meghai: seize-the-ass: a-really-funny-girl-just: edsheewalkedd: firstadream: eat-sleep-procrastinate: allwaswellindistrict12: I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s. I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM. I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to...
incendiototheworld: If you think about it, tumblr is as sassy and sarcastic as Shego from Kim Possible You know it’s true. Tumblr is Shego.
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a... →
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