September 2012
August 2012
wiliambecket:
In a middle school full of:
bullies
insane teachers
and gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that’s me) and my two best best friends try to do the impossible:
create a guide that will help YOU survive school.
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
*your results may vary
Messaging someone
Them: Doesn't reply
Me: I regret this
Me: I regret everything
Me: I regret my whole life
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
mom: what
me: stars.
me: cant do it
me: not today
peanutsareforpussies:
meghai:
seize-the-ass:
a-really-funny-girl-just:
edsheewalkedd:
firstadream:
eat-sleep-procrastinate:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to...
incendiototheworld:
If you think about it, tumblr is as sassy and sarcastic as Shego from Kim Possible
You know it’s true. Tumblr is Shego.
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a... →
youmakeme-laugh:
Follow this blog! It will make you laugh all day!
